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thefavoriteminion:

"Imagine if we actually teamed up for something though. We should figure out a way to tag team and then just see what sort of destruction we can cause."

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"There should be another Expo where you show off something I invent and act like you made it until you’re like ‘oh, no wait, behold my protege’. I’m pretty sure we could make a few people cry."

"We’ll give it a try, Kiddo. I’m not dead yet, there’s still time."

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"I wish you would have said something before this year’s expo. You’ll have to start planning for the 2015 one, yeah? You’ve got a year. Make it good. I know you will."

jesustoh:

Lena Headey, photographed by Peter Hapak for Variety, June 9, 2014.

jesustoh:

Lena Headey, photographed by Peter Hapak for Variety, June 9, 2014.

thefavoriteminion:

 

"You say that like it’s a bad thing."

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"But okay, I’ll stay out of your head. Your brain might not be able to handle that much awesome in one organ. I’d hate to explode your head.

”.. But that would be a bad thing to be eaten by your Direwolf… Then again, that’d be just what you’d deserve for being cruel to a doggie.”

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"Nah, I can barely reign in my own awesome. Double it and there’d be a shit load of trouble and we’d likely piss off everyone we know."

"We kind of do that now anyway. It’s our super power."

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"I mean, if you’re not counting my Iron Man suit as a super power. It’s a super suit. The power is in the annoyance we cause."

"You might wanna re-think that decision."

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this-is-the-fun-vee All inquiries sent to Pepper Potts:
❝Our time is over. This social exchange has been mutually beneficial.❞

nerdyspiderman:

nerdyspiderman:

”Mutually?”

”You ate all of my food and got drunk and pissed on my couch I DON’T THINK THAT IS BENEFICIAL.”

”I’m sure you’ll build one and call it the Stark Love Mansion OF SPAAAACE.”

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”First of all, it’s spandex and it is very fashionable. Second, sure okay I’ll swing by. And don’t worry, if you forget, I’ll make you remember. I make everyone remember.” There may or may not have been a hint of Emperor Palpatine-ness in his voice.

"Please. I’d come up with a much better name than that."

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"Calm down, Voldemort. I’ll have your check, don’t worry. And spandex has never been fashionable. Ever. I’m so sad for you that you believe this."

thefavoriteminion:

this-is-the-fun-vee:

thefavoriteminion:

 

"Ahem. They’re called khalasars.”

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"You’d probably do just as bad in another khalasar, anyway. How do you feel about fish? Giant squids? Roses? You have plenty of other things to pick from, you know."

"Fish are excellent food, so are giant squids, roses make me sneeze, lions aren’t that awesome, and dragons are awesome before they get big enough to eat you so…. I’m gonna go with Direwolves. At least they are fluffy.”

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"Knew you couldn’t let me and Freckles be the only Direwolves around here."

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"If it makes you feel any better, I promise not to warg into you."

"Hey, I may love dragons, but Direwolves are much more practical. They won’t eat you in your sleep if you treat them well."

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"Yeah, please don’t. I act enough like you without actually being you. Or at least that’s what the interns say."

"You say that like it’s a bad thing."

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"But okay, I’ll stay out of your head. Your brain might not be able to handle that much awesome in one organ. I’d hate to explode your head.

this-is-the-fun-vee All inquiries sent to Pepper Potts:
❝Our time is over. This social exchange has been mutually beneficial.❞

nerdyspiderman:

this-is-the-fun-vee:

nerdyspiderman:

”Mutually?”

”You ate all of my food and got drunk and pissed on my couch I DON’T THINK THAT IS BENEFICIAL.”

"Oh cheer up, sunshine. You’ll be able to tell your grandchildren that you partied with living legend sex god Tony Stark. You’ll view your soiled couch as a precious memento in good time."

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"But fine, if you’re gonna be a baby about it: Have your people call mine. I can get you a new couch."

”I honestly doubt that.”

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”I don’t have people. I’m running a one-man show here. Not everyone has billions of dolars and his own space station, Tony.”

"I don’t have a space station. Yet. I’m getting JARVIS on it ASAP, though, because really, it’s a shame we don’t already have one.

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"Alright then. In between swinging around in your long underwear, stop by the tower. You will have couch money waiting there. If I remember."

this-is-the-fun-vee All inquiries sent to Pepper Potts:
❝Our time is over. This social exchange has been mutually beneficial.❞

nerdyspiderman:

this-is-the-fun-vee:

nerdyspiderman:

”Mutually?”

”You ate all of my food and got drunk and pissed on my couch I DON’T THINK THAT IS BENEFICIAL.”

"You got to party with Tony Stark. That was my gift to you. The benefit was totally mutual.”

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”Speak for yourself.”

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”You owe me a couch and a fridge.”

"Oh cheer up, sunshine. You’ll be able to tell your grandchildren that you partied with living legend sex god Tony Stark. You’ll view your soiled couch as a precious memento in good time."

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"But fine, if you’re gonna be a baby about it: Have your people call mine. I can get you a new couch."

this-is-the-fun-vee All inquiries sent to Pepper Potts:
❝Our time is over. This social exchange has been mutually beneficial.❞

nerdyspiderman:

”Mutually?”

”You ate all of my food and got drunk and pissed on my couch I DON’T THINK THAT IS BENEFICIAL.”

"You got to party with Tony Stark. That was my gift to you. The benefit was totally mutual.”

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